Important Questions: It's Okay, We're Here Now.

Hard-hitting questions will be asked daily. We even have a freelance philosopher-photographer-haikuist... he also does some other shit. His name is Steve. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
The above is a crotch-shot of Steve. You're welcome.

How do you woo the un-wooable?

What turns you on? How can I get into your pants? Shit, are you wearing pants?